Gross Would You Rather Questions: Hilarious Choices For Kids

Want an easy game that will entertain kids for hours? Look no further than Gross Would You Rather Questions! These kid-friendly, disgusting would you rather questions will have kids simultaneously groaning and erupting in squeals of laughter! Grab your set of printable questions (with blank cards included to add your own cringe-worthy scenarios!).

I have a joke about my dog that she loves anything related to death and decay. Animal poop in the yard…what a treat! Dead animal…gotta have it!

And when I sit down and think about it, my boys aren’t TOO far off from that. They may not go for the deal animal (although they were fascinated by the headless snake – but that’s a story for another time).

However, if the topic is at all related to food concoctions, farts, or poop, they’re ALL OVER IT.

And that’s the inspiration for this game!

A game of gross would you rather questions is guaranteed to bring laughter, shock, and plenty of cringes!

In the world of would you rather questions, the gross category adds a whole new layer of excitement and intrigue. From discussing personal hygiene habits to exploring the depths of your kids’ culinary imagination, you’ll find that these questions can tap into some of the deepest, most visceral reactions. 😂

What Are Gross Would You Rather Questions?

Gross Would You Rather questions are meant to add a fun – and disgusting – twist to the classic game of would you rather that forces you to make difficult choices between two unappealing or gross options.

To play Gross Would You Rather, players take turns asking one another a question with two equally undesirable or repulsive options. The other player must choose their preference.

Ewwww 🤮

How To Play The Gross Would You Rather Game

Gross Would You Rather is a fun-filled activity for your kids to enjoy with friends or for you to enjoy as a family. This hilariously disgusting version of the classic game is perfect for entertaining everyone during gatherings or just bonding moments.

To play the game, follow the simple steps below:

1. Gather your friends: This game can be played with two or more players.
2. Choose a question: The game is centered around putting players in hypothetical situations in which they must decide between two equally unpleasant options.
3. Take turns asking questions: One player picks a question from the list (or pile of cards) and asks another player. The person answering must choose one of the options, even if they find both disgusting. They can also explain their reasoning behind their choice, which can spark further friendly discussions and laughter.
4. Have fun and respect boundaries: Keep in mind that the aim of the game is to enjoy a light-hearted, friendly atmosphere.

Take It To A New Level With Additional Rules

Playing Gross “Would You Rather” questions can be even more exciting when you add a few extra rules to challenge them as your kids try to navigate through some tough, slimy, and icky dilemmas!

• Incorporate various topics, like movies, music, mythical creatures, legends, fears, etc.
• Add a “free pass” card. Each player gets a limited number of free passes to use to skip a particularly unappealing question. Once the free passes are used up, players must keep answering.
• Force some participants to “speak in rhyme” after responding to a question. SO entertaining!

Feel free to experiment and adapt the rules to your group’s preferences, but keep it all in good fun!

Check out all the questions below, or grab your copy of the easy printable 👇👇 – just print, cut out the questions, and play!

Animals and Insects Gross Would You Rather Questions

Some of these gross would you rather questions might make you squirm when you think about being in close contact with creepy crawlies!

Would you rather…

1. Hold a giant, slimy slug or a hairy tarantula spider?
2. Eat a live rat or swallow a handful of worms?
3. Have a dozen cockroaches crawl over your hands or kiss a frog?
4. Eat a handful of crickets or a spoonful of mealworms?
5. Swim with a group of slimy eels or a school of jellyfish?
6. Have a pet snake that sheds its skin all over your room or a pet snail that leaves a slimy trail everywhere?
7. Touch a live, wriggling earthworm or a squirming, slippery fish?
8. Be surrounded by buzzing mosquitoes or hopping grasshoppers?
9. Have a pet cockroach that can fly or a pet centipede with lots of legs?
10. Sleep in a room full of chirping crickets or a room with a buzzing beehive?
11. Eat a spoonful of frog eggs or a spoonful of ant larvae?
12. Have to clean up after a herd of messy pigs or a group of shedding dogs?
13. Eat a plate of cooked cow intestines or a plate of raw sheep brains?
14. Have to kiss a toad or hold a slimy, squirming newt?
15. Be covered in sticky honey or have a jar of ants crawl on you?
16. Walk through a field of thorny nettles or a swamp filled with leeches?
17. Eat a handful of cricket legs or a handful of grasshopper wings?
18. Have a pet rat that nibbles on everything or a pet bat that hangs upside down in your room?
19. Lick a dirty dog’s paw or eat a handful of raw snails?
20. Find a spider in your bed or a worm in your sandwich?
21. Have to wear a beekeeper suit all day or a suit made of spiderwebs?
22. Step on a slug with your bare feet or accidentally swallow a ladybug?
23. Eat a handful of snails or a handful of slugs?
24. Have a pet scorpion that glows in the dark or a pet tarantula that can spin webs?
25. Eat a bowl of live mealworms or a bowl of snails?
26. Drink a glass of grasshopper juice or a cup of cricket tea?
27. Have a pet hermit crab that hides in its shell or a pet caterpillar that turns into a butterfly?
28. Walk through a tunnel filled with bats or a cave with thousands of spiders?
29. Have a pet skunk that sprays when scared or a pet porcupine with sharp quills?
30. Eat a sandwich with ants crawling on it or a salad with snails as toppings?
31. Eat a cockroach sandwich or a cricket burger?
32. Have a pet worm that you can talk to or a pet bee that communicates by dancing?
33. Sleep in a room with a snake or a room with a tarantula crawling on the ceiling?
34. Hold a tarantula in your hand for a minute or have a slug crawl on your arm for an hour?
35. Eat a spoonful of cricket cookies or a spoonful of mealworm spaghetti?
36. Touch a snake’s shedded skin or a snail’s slimy trail?
37. Have a caterpillar crawl on your neck or wear a necklace made of earthworms?
38. Eat a handful of fish eyes or a handful of snail slime?
39. Lick a public bus seat or eat a handful of slimy slugs?
40. Have a cockroach as a pet for a week or a pet skunk for a day?
41. Swim in a pool of tadpoles or a pool of jellyfish (without being stung)?
42. Let a leech suck on your finger for a minute or walk barefoot over a field of slug trails?
43. Eat a candy shaped like a beetle or candy shaped like a centipede?
44. Sleep in a room with a bat hanging from the ceiling or a room with a mouse scurrying around?
45. Have a grasshopper jump on your nose or a moth flutter around your head?
46. Wear gloves made of porcupine quills or shoes made of cactus spines?
47. Have a pet snail that you have to carry around or a pet cricket that chirps loudly at night?
48. Eat a cricket or a grasshopper?
49. Have to catch your dinner with your hands or eat a bug-based meal from a chef?
50. Drink a cup of ants’ lemonade (just pretend!) or a cup of worm juice (also pretend!)?
51. Have to brush a skunk’s fur or bathe a hippo in a mud puddle?
52. Have a mosquito buzzing around your ear all day or a fly buzzing around your lunch all day?
53. Wear a shirt made of spider silk or pants made of bee’s wax?
54. Eat a sandwich of ants or drink a smoothie with blended grasshoppers?
55. Have to catch flies with your bare hands or touch a slug with your fingertips?

Body-Related Gross Would You Rather Questions For Kids

Ready for this? Here are some absolutely cringe-worthy gross would you rather questions about body parts and fluids!

Would you rather…

1. Have green snot come out of your nose or drool uncontrollably?
2. Have a pimple the size of a grape on your nose or a rash that covers your entire face?
3. Eat a handful of boogers or drink a glass of your own saliva?
4. Brush your teeth with ketchup or wash your hands with mustard?
5. Have a permanent case of the hiccups or a constant itch in the middle of your back?
6. Taste someone else’s armpit sweat or chew a dirty fingernail?
7. Have eyebrows that wiggle like caterpillars or eyelashes that flutter like butterflies?
8. Have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet or a yawn that sounds like a trombone?
9. Drink a glass of someone else’s sweat or eat a booger from your best friend’s nose?
10. Wear dirty socks for a week without changing them or wear the same underwear for a month?
11. Have earwax that glows in the dark or sweat orange juice?
12. Sneeze every time you see a friend or hiccup every time you hear a joke?
13. Lick your own armpit or smell someone else’s stinky feet?
14. Have hair that’s always greasy or have hair that sticks up in all directions?
15. Burp loudly in the middle of a quiet classroom or have your stomach gurgle loudly during a test?
16. Clean up after a dog’s mess daily or change a baby’s dirty diaper every hour?
18. Have bad breath that smells like onions or have smelly feet that can clear a room?
19. Chew a piece of gum stuck under a school desk or drink water from a puddle on the sidewalk?
20. Have a toenail twice as long as your other toenails or a fingernail that’s as thick as a pencil?
21. Have a constant itch in your ear or an annoying tickle in your throat?
22. Blow your nose with sandpaper or wash your hands with vinegar?
23. Have a voice that sounds like a kazoo or a laugh that sounds like a rubber duck?
24. Have fingers that shrink when you get cold or toes that expand when you get warm?
25. Lick the bottom of your shoe or the handle of a public restroom door?
26. Have fingers that stick together or toes that stick to the floor?
27. Have tears that smell like onions or sweat that smells like cheese?
28. Wear wet socks all day or walk around with a wet sock in your pocket?
29. Have hair made of spaghetti noodles or teeth made of marshmallows?
30. Have saliva that turns into bubbles when you talk or ears that wiggle when you hear a certain word?
31. Share a toothbrush with your best friend or use a toothbrush that dropped in a mud puddle?
32. Have skin that changes color like a chameleon or skin that glows in the dark?
33. Have a tongue that changes flavors every hour or teeth that play a tune when you chew?
34. Drink a glass of pickle juice or drink melted ice cream with ketchup mixed in?
35. Have eyeballs that glow like flashlights or a nose that honks when you sniff?
36. Have a voice that echoes when you speak or a nose that squeaks like a rubber toy?
37. Floss your teeth with a spaghetti noodle or comb your hair with a fork?
38. Have a belly button that lights up like a disco ball or toes that glow like glow sticks?
39. Have burps that smell like flowers or a cough that sounds like a quacking duck?
40. Wear socks on your hands all day or gloves on your feet?
41. Have your nose constantly run like a faucet or your ears leak like a sponge?
42. Have a finger-sized tongue or a tongue-sized finger?
43. Sneeze ketchup or hiccup mustard?
44. Have elbows that bend backward or knees that bend forward?
45. Have a belly button that plays music when you touch it or ears that wobble like jelly when you walk?
46. Eat a handful of hair or a handful of toenail clippings?
47. Have a never-ending runny nose or a constant itch in the middle of your back that you can’t reach?
48. Have hair that glows in the dark or hair that changes color with your mood?
49. Eat a spoonful of snot or a spoonful of earwax?
50. Have ears that wiggle like a rabbit’s or a nose that honks like a clown’s horn?
51. Have fingers that can stretch like rubber bands or toes that can spin like propellers?
52. Have a tongue that can taste colors or eyes that can see through walls?
53. Have a tail like a monkey or fins like a fish?
54. Have feet that can squeak like rubber ducks or a belly button that lights up like a flashlight?
55. Have eyebrows that look like caterpillars or a voice that sounds like a robot?
56. Have a nose that can smell things miles away or ears that can hear whispers from across the room?
57. Have hands that can turn into claws like a crab or feet that can hop like a kangaroo?
58. Have eyes that can shoot lasers or a mouth that blows bubbles that never pop?
59. Have skin that changes colors like a chameleon or a nose that can sniff out hidden treasures?
60. Have a head that can spin all the way around or a mouth that can chew through anything?
61. Have a belly that grows balloons or feet that can bounce like a basketball?
62. Have hair that’s always on fire (but doesn’t burn you) or a nose that can smell delicious food from miles away?
63. Have arms that can stretch like spaghetti or a voice that can mimic any sound perfectly?
64. Have a tongue that can taste the future or a belly button that predicts the weather?
65. Have ears that can hear whispers from the past or eyes that can see into other dimensions?
66. Have fingers that can play any instrument perfectly or toes that can tap dance like a pro?
67. Have hair that can change into any hairstyle or a mouth that can blow bubbles as big as a house?
68. Have a nose that can smell underwater or a bellybutton that can find lost toys?
69. Have arms that can stretch like rubber bands or legs that can jump over tall buildings?
70. Have skin that can change into any texture or a mouth that can taste every flavor in the world?
71. Have eyes that can see in the dark or a nose that can smell yummy food from miles away?
72. Have fingers that can type 1,000 words per minute or a voice that can speak any language fluently?

Gross Would You Rather Questions Involving Dirty and Unpleasant Situations

No game of Gross Would You Rather Questions would be complete without some dirty situations!

Would you rather…

1. Step in a muddy puddle with your socks on or sit on a wet park bench in your favorite pants?
2. Wear wet socks all day or smell a stinky garbage bin?
3. Accidentally drink sour milk or eat cereal with ants in it?
4. Wear wet clothes all day or shoes that are too tight?
5. Get caught in the rain without an umbrella or have to wear damp shoes all day?
6. Sit in a room with a buzzing mosquito for an hour or listen to a dripping faucet all night?
7. Bite into a rotten apple or step barefoot on a squishy slug?
8. Walk barefoot through a muddy field or clean someone else’s dirty underwear with your bare hands?
9. Have a spider crawl on your arm or a cockroach scuttle across your foot?
10. Lick a used toilet brush or eat a handful of live crickets?
11. Have to touch a slimy slug or a squishy, overripe tomato?
12. Get a brain freeze from eating ice cream too fast or a sore throat from swallowing ice cubes?
13. Chew on a used band-aid or chew on a dirty sock?
14. Accidentally step on a piece of gum or sit in a chair with chewing gum stuck to it?
15. Have a splinter in your finger or a mosquito bite on your nose?
16. Drink a glass of pickle brine or a glass of sweaty gym sock juice?
17. Have to clean up a spilled container of glitter or a jar of sticky honey?
18. Sit on a whoopee cushion in front of a class or trip and fall in the cafeteria?
19. Eat broccoli covered in hot sauce or cauliflower covered in mustard?
20. Pick up dog poop in the yard or scoop out the cat’s litter box?
21. Wear wet socks for a week or a shirt with a big mustard stain on it?
22. Share your room with a noisy cricket or a snoring bear?
23. Step on a banana peel and slip or trip over your shoelaces in front of your crush?
24. Eat a spoonful of rotten fruit or a spoonful of maggots?
25. Have a sneezing fit in a library or a giggling fit during a serious meeting?
26. Chew on a used band-aid or swallow a dead fly?
27. Bite into a rotten banana or swallow a dead spider?
28. Lick a toilet seat or lick a garbage bin lid?
29. Have a long strand of hair stuck in your mouth or a piece of spinach between your teeth during lunch?
30. Have a cold that makes your nose run constantly or a cough that won’t stop during a movie?
31. Lick a dirty toilet seat or eat a handful of dirt?
32. Lick the floor of a public restroom or lick the sole of a stranger’s shoe?

Food-Related Gross Would You Rather Questions

Unappetizing foods and food combinations are the name of the game. Are you ready?

Would you rather…

1. Eat a spoonful of ketchup or a spoonful of mustard?
2. Lick a dirty shoe or eat a rotten apple?
3. Eat a plate of Brussels sprouts covered in mustard or a bowl of spaghetti with ketchup?
4. Eat a spoonful of fish eyeballs or a spoonful of cow tongue?
5. Drink a glass of pickle juice or a glass of hot sauce?
6. Eat a sandwich filled with worms or a sandwich with slimy snails?
7. Put hot sauce on everything you eat for a week or eat everything with a raw onion for a week?
8. Eat a popsicle made of frozen ketchup or frozen broccoli?
9. Eat a bowl of cereal with orange juice instead of milk or eat cereal with soda?
10. Have to eat a pizza with chocolate sauce and pickles or a burger with whipped cream and anchovies?
11. Eat a spoonful of rotten potatoes or a spoonful of moldy bread?
12. Eat a bowl of spaghetti with ice cream or a bowl of ice cream with spaghetti sauce?
13. Drink a glass of expired milk or a glass of water from a fish tank?
14. Eat a raw onion like an apple or eat a raw garlic clove?
15. Eat mashed potatoes with chocolate syrup gravy or mashed potatoes with gravy made of mayonnaise?
16. Drink a glass of vinegar or a glass of pickle juice?
17. Eat a bowl of slimy slugs or a bowl of moldy cheese?
18. Eat a taco filled with gummy worms or a burrito filled with mashed peas?
19. Have to eat a sandwich with mayonnaise and jelly or peanut butter and ketchup?
20. Eat a spoonful of rotten eggs or a spoonful of spoiled tofu?
21. Eat a bowl of cereal with milk that’s gone sour or a bowl of cereal with milk that’s too spicy?
22. Drink a glass of melted ice cream or a glass of melted butter?
23. Eat a bowl of live worms or a bowl of spoiled sauerkraut?
24. Have to eat a whole onion like an apple or a whole lemon, including the peel?
25. Eat a spoonful of expired mayonnaise or a spoonful of spoiled yogurt?
26. Eat a cookie covered in hot sauce or a brownie with chunks of garlic?
27. Drink a cup of expired milk or a cup of blended insects?
28. Eat a plate of raw liver or a plate of raw squid?
29. Drink a smoothie made of spinach and anchovies or a smoothie made of pickles and hot dogs?
30. Eat a sandwich with jelly and mustard or a sandwich with mayonnaise and sriracha sauce?
31. Eat a bowl of live worms or a bowl of spoiled sauerkraut?
32. Have to eat a plate of broccoli covered in syrup or a plate of Brussels sprouts soaked in vinegar?
33. Eat a spoonful of spoiled cheese or a spoonful of fermented fish sauce?
34. Eat a slice of pizza with bugs as toppings or a slice of pizza with pickles and whipped cream?
35. Have to eat a hamburger with a slice of dragonfruit on top or a hot dog with sauerkraut and chocolate chips?
36. Drink a glass of milk with green food coloring or a glass of juice with red food coloring?
37. Eat a spoonful of raw tofu mixed with horseradish or a spoonful of raw liver mixed with wasabi?
38. Eat a spoonful of mayonnaise mixed with pickle juice and mashed bananas or a spoonful of peanut butter mixed with soy sauce and raw onions?
39. Have to eat a sandwich with mashed potatoes as the bread or a sandwich with spaghetti noodles as the filling?
40. Eat a sandwich filled with live ants or a sandwich filled with rotten meat?
41. Eat a bowl of cereal with sour milk or a bowl of cereal with cereal that’s gone stale?
42. Have to eat a taco with mayonnaise and jelly or a burrito with ketchup and whipped cream?
43. Eat a spoonful of wasabi or a spoonful of hot sauce?
44. Eat a sandwich with too much mayonnaise or a salad with too much vinegar?
45. Drinking a gallon of spoiled milk or eating baby vomit?
46. Eat a bowl of soup with a spoonful of sugar in it or a bowl of soup with a spoonful of salt in it?
47. Eat a spoonful of mayonnaise or a spoonful of mustard?
48. Have to eat a plate of carrots with toothpaste on them or a plate of celery with ketchup on them?
49. Eat a bug-covered lollipop or a dirt-covered piece of candy?
50. Eat a bowl of dog food or a bowl of cat food?
51. Drink a glass of pickle juice or a glass of soy sauce?
52. Eat a spoonful of cold melted cheese or a spoonful of cold congealed gravy?
53. Drink a cup of your own sweat or a cup of blended crickets?
54. Eat a spoonful of baby food or a spoonful of canned sardines?
55. Eat a piece of fruit infested with maggots or a piece of fruit covered in mold?
56. Drink a glass of warm pickle juice or a glass of chunky expired milkshake?
57. Eat a spoonful of raw tofu or a spoonful of raw liver?
58. Eat a bowl of raw oysters or a bowl of pickled pig’s feet?
59. Have to eat a live worm or drink a glass of spoiled milk?
60. Eat a spoonful of rotten potatoes or a spoonful of moldy bread?
61. Lick the floor of a public restroom or eat a handful of cockroaches?
62. Eat a raw onion like an apple or a raw jalapeño pepper?
63. Drink a glass of vinegar or a glass of pickle juice?
64. Eat a spoonful of mustard or a spoonful of hot sauce?

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